Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Phone sex for the kinky

Ok, hubby has been out of town for two weeks and isn't due home for eleven more days. So it was inevitable that sooner or later one of our phone conversations was going to degenerate. So sue me! LOL! Sunday night I couldn't take it anymore. After a bit of coaxing (he can be so shy - it's so cute!), I got him to say those three little words I needed to hear - "Need a spanking?" BAM! Thank you sir, may I have another? (And we're not talking about swats here!) With each description of how he was going to use one implement or another on me, I was 'off' again. That was our longest phone conversation since he's been gone. Calling where he is costs me about 35 cents a minute, we were on the phone for about 40 minutes, so that's about $14 for the call, or about.................... $2 per orgasm? Heh heh heh - money well spent, as far as I'm concerned. Hubby too. And tomorrow is our anniversary and he won't be here for it. *Sniff* Oh well, crap happens. Looking forward to a happy reunion in a few days. Maybe then I'll have some real life spanking stories to tell you all! I'm sure there will be if he gets his hands on the credit card bill that I've already paid. I think I'll go do some creative filing...................