Be Careful What You Wish For!

Well, he waited for three days, but made up for it today! Once we got to day 3 with no response, I was in a full blown pout. So when we got home, I got the wooden spoon over the jeans. Not real painful, but a start. But it still didn't cure the pout. So this evening, he bent me over the island in the kitchen, pulled down my pants, and spanked my bare butt! Yeow! Bath brush and pancake flipper - those sting! That was an hour ago, and my backside is still giving off heat, and it's a bit sore to sit on. And then he gave me a couple of chores that I'm to get done tomorrow - or else (so he says)! Well, whatever happens, I finally got a warm butt. It's about damn time.

Boy, A Year Since My Last Post?!

Sigh - shame on me. No, I haven't fallen off the face of the earth. But let me tell ya, it's been one hell of a dry spell! There have been times in the last year when I thought I never wanted to hear about spanking ever again. Wasn't getting any so didn't want any, or was it didn't want any so wasn't getting any? Oh well, whatever it was, nothing was happening! It's only been in the last couple of weeks that I have started venturing back to my old favorite web sites and trying to get the mojo back. Finally had a talk with hubby tonight and told him I was at the breaking point with the subject - kind of a put up or shut up moment. Either we get back into TTWD and do it right, or I was going to drop the subject and never bring it up again. Ever. Thank the FSM - he wants to move forward with it. We figured out that our problem seems to be that his interest is 75% sexual, 25% discipline, and I'm the opposite - 25% sexual, 75% discipline. So we've decided that we're both going to work on sliding into the the 50/50 range. I don't know if it will work, but I'm willing to give it another try. Maybe the 132nd time is a charm!

Knock, knock. Who's there?

I've been watching my stats to see if anyone is actually coming here any more. I know - I neglected you all for a long time. But in the last 12 hours, there have been almost a hundred page views. And not one comment?! *sigh* I don't need much. Really I don't. And I don't even mind if you say that you didn't like something. Of course, I'd be ecstatic to know that you did! So don't be shy. Click that comment button! You can do it! Say something - even if it's just hello. I can talk to myself, but it's more fun if someone is talking back. Talking back - oh, that sounds like a completely on-topic discussion for here! If I got spanked for that, I'd never be standing up. I did finally get spanked last Friday! More about that later.

Olympics

Just an observation. I'm watching the white water rafting, and I keep hearing the commentator say, "He's a left-handed paddler." I look up from my computer, and a guy in a boat is NOT what I expect to see......................

Best. Plug. Ever!

Now, butt plugs (can we come up with a sexier name than that?) may not be your thing. If so, read no further. However, many of us involved in TTWD are very anal, and I include myself in that category. Nothing major, mind you. Descriptions of anal sex make me cringe. I don't want anything 'pounding away' in there! But there is something very exciting and naughty about having a little toy lodged back there. Keeps your mind on the issue at hand, whether it is sexual (during sex or a fun spanking) or discipline (a not-so-fun spanking). Imagine giving her a warning about not spending too much while she is out on a shopping trip, and then making her wear one of these to make sure she remembers. Bending her over and putting it in for her will show her you mean business. Every step or a clench of the butt cheeks will have her debating real fast if she really wants to get her bottom warmed over another pair of shoes! So anyway - back to the best plug ever.

This is the Doc Johnson Mood Naughty Silicone Butt Plug. You can get them here, or any number of other places. I actually got mine from another online behemoth that surprisingly carries much more than just books - it was a little cheaper and had free shipping! They come in black or pink, and are available in small, medium or large. On the size issue - if you have ANY kind of experience with butt plugs whatsoever, you will want the large. Seriously. Don't be scared by that. The large is smaller than another medium I have. From what I have read, the small is extremely small. Pinky finger size. So if you are new to the idea, that might be the one for you. But I have real concerns about it staying put, and there is nothing less sexy than a butt plug that pops out! The large gives a nice full feeling without being painful.

This is a silicone plug, and the feel of it is soft and velvety. Silicone means it is easy to clean - you can even put it in the dishwasher! Just make sure loading and unloading the machine is your job. (You can also put a condom over it before insertion if you like. Clean-up is literally a snap.) It also means you must use a water-based lubricant with it - silicone lubes will break it down. I like Astroglide. 

The shape of this toy is great. The slim neck makes for a secure fit and less chance of it popping out than one with a more tapered neck. And the base is wonderful! Not a round base that will poke and push at your cheeks when it is in place, but one that is shaped like a handle that nestles nicely between the cheeks, making it more comfortable for extended wear (like those shopping trips). The handle is also convenient for your partner if they are in a playful mood!

All in all, this is by far my favorite toy. If you like this sort of thing, I highly recommend it. 10 out of 10 stars!

Put Down That Book and Read This Review Instead!

So - have you read 50 Shades of Grey? I will admit it - I read all three. Well, read the first one. Sorta skimmed the other two. Then, I found it. The review that could have saved me a whole lotta time and money! (Well, money anyway. I spent a LOT of time reading this review!) Did you like the book? Hate the book? Be forewarned - this reviewer hated it. Wanted it dead, along with all the characters, the writer, and everyone the writer ever met. But regardless of how you felt about the book, this review will make you laugh, maybe cry, maybe even pee a little. If it doesn't, you are dead. At least to me. Because this chick has the same twisted sense of humor that I do, so if you don't, my blog is not the place for you in the first place! So settle in, cozy up to the computer, put all liquids out of arms reach (you don't want to spit-take into the computer screen), and, in case you missed the earlier link, CLICK HERE! The link is to the first post of the review. Then read backwards through the blog (we all know how these blogs work, right?). You want anything that says 50-something-or-other. Then drop her a line and let her know you enjoyed it. Then drop ME a line and let me know if you enjoyed it. Or if you didn't. Or what the weather is like where you are. Or whatever. My comments are a little quiet lately and we all know that I am the consummate comment whore. (Enough shameless begging.) Enjoy!

Links

I am in the process of sorting out my Links section. All the broken or abandoned ones have been removed (any with no posts in 2012 were deleted), and I've added a bunch of new ones and will be adding more in the next few days. So be sure to check them out and find some great new sources of stories, pictures, videos, and information! Happy reading!

An Awesome Audio Recording!

Click here to go to the site! Scroll down the page and click to listen to the audio recording. Yes, this is Audio Only (with some pictures at the end of the aftermath)! But well worth a listen. Chief decides that he is tired of cas not listening to him about her speeding, and he uses the wooden spoon and the bath brush on her. My thanks to them for sharing this with all of us!