Ow!

Sitting here with a hot, sore backside, watching the Kentucky Derby. Boy, I needed that. Much longer without a spanking and I was gonna get real cranky. And, not surprisingly, rooting for Number 7 in the race. Two reasons. The name - Pants On Fire. And the jockey - a female. You go, girl!

Oh dear!

Just been told that at 5:45 tonight, I'm to go upstairs for a spanking. That's only 15 minutes from now! Gulp.............................