Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Phone sex for the kinky

Ok, hubby has been out of town for two weeks and isn't due home for eleven more days. So it was inevitable that sooner or later one of our phone conversations was going to degenerate. So sue me! LOL! Sunday night I couldn't take it anymore. After a bit of coaxing (he can be so shy - it's so cute!), I got him to say those three little words I needed to hear - "Need a spanking?" BAM! Thank you sir, may I have another? (And we're not talking about swats here!) With each description of how he was going to use one implement or another on me, I was 'off' again. That was our longest phone conversation since he's been gone. Calling where he is costs me about 35 cents a minute, we were on the phone for about 40 minutes, so that's about $14 for the call, or about.................... $2 per orgasm? Heh heh heh - money well spent, as far as I'm concerned. Hubby too. And tomorrow is our anniversary and he won't be here for it. *Sniff* Oh well, crap happens. Looking forward to a happy reunion in a few days. Maybe then I'll have some real life spanking stories to tell you all! I'm sure there will be if he gets his hands on the credit card bill that I've already paid. I think I'll go do some creative filing...................

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

$14 for the call, or about.................... $2 per orgasm?

OK, next life I want to be a woman!

Wintermute

Karyn said...

Yes wintermute, I'm a lucky girl and my hubby is one happy chappie since he loves seeing me satisfied! Hehehe........

Really? said...

*smiles* I'm glad to hear you enjoyed yourself :) Right now Phone sex is all Master and i have until he's home again in August. Sometimes he wears me out more over the phone then he did when he was here lol..

Christina

Really? said...

I wanted to amend my above statement a little bit..lol
Reading if over made it sound like he doesn't wear my out when he's here..and he does.. throughly. It's just a different kind of wearing out, if that makes sense.. :)

Karyn said...

Christina - I know exactly what you mean! And when my hubby gets back in August, I hope he wears me out in about 6 different ways - WEG!

Really? said...

When's he suppose to be home? I'm hoping Mine can be home August 21st. Sometimes the waiting can be so hard..

Hugs...

Karyn said...

He's due home on the 1st of Aug. - he's been gone since the 6th of July. Too long for my liking!

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Anonymous said...

spanking works for me. my sweetie gets her bottom whipped hard with her hairbrush which is oval and made of plastic. i kmow it really stings as she uses it on me when necessary. spanking clears the air and life goes on.